Lilia the tattooed Lady

> From: Sebastian
> Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 5:10 PM
> To: Lilia; Kara; Joey
> Subject: Lilia the tattooed Lady
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> Oh Lilia, oh Lilia, say, have you met Lilia?
> Lilia The Tattooed Lady.
> She has eyes that folks adore so,
> and a torso even more so.
> Lilia, oh Lilia, that encyclo-pidia.
> Oh Lilia The Queen of Tattoo.
> On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
> Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
> And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
> You can learn a lot from Lilia!
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world,
> if you step up and tell her where.
> For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
> or Washington crossing The Delaware.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> Oh Lilia, oh Lilia, say, have you met Lilia?
> Lilia The Tattooed Lady.
> When her muscles start relaxin',
> up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
> Lilia, oh Lilia, that encyclo-pidia.
> Oh Lilia The Queen of them all.
> For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
> with a view of Niagara that nobody has.
> And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
> You can learn a lot from Lilia!
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso.
> Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
> Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
> Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> Here is Grover Whelan unveilin' The Trilon.
> Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on.
> Here's Nijinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
> Here's her social security numba.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> La-la-la...la-la-la.
> Lilia, oh Lilia, that encyclo-pidia.
> Oh Lilia The Champ of them all.
> She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
> The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
> And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
> for he went and married Lilia!
> I said Lilia...
> (He said Lilia...)
> They said Lilia...
> We said Lilia, la, la!