Hair and the gym

Thoughts on the gym:
I now wear makeup to workout – Cosmo told me to do it.
Look at the floor around the machine you plan to use. Has the man on the next machine covered the floor around himself with sweat? If yes, select a different machine is you would like to stay dry of his sweat as well.

Thoughts on hair:
Have you noticed that the only hair on your body you want to be as long as possible is your eyelashes? All other hairs require trimming.
Maybe I am spending more time looking at myself in the mirror than ever before (unlikely) but I sweat to god I have more gray hairs all of the sudden.