I am going to pick my bottom lip off the ground for a minute now and tell you a couple jokes I recently remembered and have been offending everyone with ever since:
The French are funny.
Sex is funny.
Comedies are funny.
But French sex comedies are never funny.
Heaven is...
English popular music,
French food,
German engineering, and
Italian romance.
Hell is...
English food,
French popular music,
German romance, and
Italian engineering.
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